“Fight For Your Right to Be Held” by Lucas Alexander (the Great)

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Lucas wrote a song for all his baby buddies (to the tune of “Fight for Your Right” by the Beastie Boys), and he wants to share it with the world. So, here it is:

 

“Fight For Your Right to Be Held” by Lucas Alexander (the Great):

 

Kick it!

 

You wake up late at night, man you are all alone.

You cry you mom, please?, but she still says, no!

You messed two diapers, spit up on your shirt

But your mom puts you back to bed; Is she some kind of jerk?

 

You gotta fight for your right to be held!

 

Your pop caught you whining, and he said, no way!

That hypocrite gives in to Sister every day.

Man, this play mat is such a bore

Now your mom insists on tummy time at four (bust it!)

 

You gotta fight for your right to be held!

You gotta cry!

 

Now her pajamas are starting to look like the clothes she wears.

She doesn’t need to bathe or attempt to fix her hair.

Your mom busted in and said, what’s that noise?

Aw, mom, come on, pick up and hold your boy!

 

You gotta fight for your right to be held!

You gotta fight for your right to be held!

 

Just cry!

Just cry!